Radio Red-E Blog RSS - KNDS 96.3 Get the latest happenings from KNDS http://kndsradio.com *** 2012 DOUCHEBAG OF THE YEAR *** Congratulations (?) to the Westboro Baptist Church!

You may have been an easy target but after you made the decision to spew your hatred and skewed religious ideals at the funerals in Newtown, CT, we made our decision to crown you the Uber Douche of 2012!

May the God you worship have mercy on your souls.

May the victims and their families know peace.

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http://kndsradio.com/updates/updates.php?id=347 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 17:20:58 -0700
* YOUR DRIVE-TIME WILL NEVER BE THE SAME * Though we are very excited to make the jump to primetime on Mondays, we are aware that it also means significant changes to Radio Red-E.  

The most significant change will the the absence of Keith Gripper as the cohost of Radio Red-E.  Gripper will definitely be gracing (or better yet, sullying...) the airwaves from time to time but due to this thing called "life" Mr. Gripper won't be able to perform in the capacity of a full-time member anymore.

Another significant change is the move from a 3-hour program to 2-hour show.  Obviously we would prefer to do a 3-hour block but the current schedule doesn't allow for that.  We are pleased to still bring you an hour of 96.3% new music and promise to you, the listener, to make the most out of the 120 minutes were are given.

We are very excited to bring our style of crass, rough & off-the-cuff humor to a brand-new audience!

I hope you'll all enjoy and keep you dial set on KNDS, 96.3 FM!

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http://kndsradio.com/updates/updates.php?id=327 Sun, 04 Nov 2012 22:08:52 -0700
* DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK 4/18/12 * GUNS'N'DBAGS -

Some artists pour everything into their music only to see little to no benefit or praise.  For the .5% of bands that actually getting inducted into the Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame it is finally a moment to feel appreciated for your contributions to the soundscape of life.  Apparently to a pigheaded celebrity such as Axl Rose this means very little.

Rose is refusing to attend the induction of Guns'n'Roses this weekend in Cleveland due to a spat that still exists amongst Axl and the former members of his band. 

We understand grudges and deep-seeded hatred but Rose's pettiness (ie, not being able to bury the ax-l...) and a disregard for the honor being bestowed to his trifling ass makes Axl our Douchebag of the Week.

PS - Axl, Dick Clark says "Fuck you."

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http://kndsradio.com/updates/updates.php?id=282 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 22:39:52 -0700
* DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK 4/11/12 * THE DOUCHEBURGLAR -

This past week Randal's best friend (who shares a birthday with Mr. Black) got robbed; his house was broken into and a lot of his worldly possessions were stolen.

The least we could do for a friend is call out his assailants.  That is why the burglars are our Douchebags of the Week!

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http://kndsradio.com/updates/updates.php?id=275 Wed, 11 Apr 2012 22:22:53 -0700
* DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK 4/4/2012 * THE OLD DOUCHEBAGS CLUB - 

Apparently nothing can sway the laws of good, ole fashioned sexism - not even money!

Billy Payne, chairman of the Augusta National Gulf Club (which hosts America's most prestigious golf tournament, the Masters), is actually denying Ginni Rometty membership into their prestigous organization, strictly because of her gender.

Disregard the fact that IBM is one of the top sponsors of the Augusta National Gulf Club.  Disregard the fact that IBM's sponsorship of the Masters tour guarantees club membership for all its officers.  Disregard the fact that Ginni Rometty is the top executive at IBM.  

If this "old boys club" doesn't need Ms. Rometty's presence in their douchebag-filled clubhouses then they most certainly don't need her company's money either.

Even though there may be a chance he's not be getting IBM's money anymore, Billy Payne definitely deserves to receive the title of Douchebag of the Week!

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http://kndsradio.com/updates/updates.php?id=274 Wed, 04 Apr 2012 22:29:48 -0700
* DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK 3/28/12 * Who You Callin' "Gangsta", Douchebag?? -

Usually we don't like to crown such obvious dispicable members of society (Rush Limbaugh, Rick Santorum... ok ... Republicans, etc.) with the title of DBag of the Week, but this week Geraldo Rivera really was the Douchebag of the Week for suggesting that Trayvon Martin's murder was not racially motivated as it was "wardrobe" motivated.

Yes, Geraldo went on television saying that one of the reasons Trayvon was murdered was because he was wearing a hoodie and looking like a "gangsta" (as Mr. Rivera so eliquently stated it...).

Deflecting blame from the true reason that Trayvon Martin was murdered (and simultaneously drudge up old, racial stereotypes) makes you, pendejo, our Douchebag of the Week.

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http://kndsradio.com/updates/updates.php?id=273 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 22:27:29 -0700
* DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK 3/21/12 * CHIEF OF DOUCHEBAGS - 

Please contact Sanford, FL, Chief of Police Bill Lee and your express your opinion concerning how they have (mis)handled the Trayvon Martin murder.

Bill.Lee@sanfordfl.gov 
407.688.5070 - Office

Oh, and please congratulate him on (easily) becoming our Douchebag of the Week....


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http://kndsradio.com/updates/updates.php?id=272 Wed, 21 Mar 2012 22:22:49 -0700
* DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK 3/14/12 * WHERE IN THE WORLD IS DOUCHEBAG - 

It's amazing what one overhears at drinking establishments....

Our story begins with an inebriated D-Bag loudly lecturing to the party at his table (and everyone around him) about how the Catholic Church is trying to control the world, stating that Vatican City was a church and a government, and that all governments - including the world's small government, Vatican City - try to invade and conquer.

The real show of intelligence came when he then compared the nation of Vatican City to the Nation of Islam.  Yes, this drunkard actually believed that Nation of Islam was a sovereign country....

But what really earned him the status of Douchebag of the Week was his defense of the slaying of harmless civilians in Afghanistan, claiming that it was "a part of being at war."  

My dad - and all honorable veterans - would agree that the murder of innocent women and children is deplorable and that this gentleman truly deserves the title of "Douchebag of the Week".

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http://kndsradio.com/updates/updates.php?id=271 Wed, 14 Mar 2012 22:26:58 -0700
* DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK 3/7/12 * DERBY DOUCHEBAG - 

In an unprecedented turn of events this week's Douchebag of the Week is a female!  But when you swindle over $10,000 from your teammates (not to mention a non-profit, charitable organization) pretty sure that - no matter what gender you may be - you are a douchebag!

Unfortunately this story is true.  A member of the Fargo-Moorhead Derby Girls is being taken to court on charges of embezzling money from the organization.

You have betrayed your teammates, your friends and fans... and for that you get to be Radio Red-E's first ever female Douchebag of the Week!

 

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http://kndsradio.com/updates/updates.php?id=270 Wed, 07 Mar 2012 23:21:20 -0700
*DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK 2/29/12* FIRST NATIONAL DOUCHEBAG & TRUST -

Warren Buffett, who controls the biggest shareholding of the United States' top mortgage lender, had the audacity to say that banks have been victimized by homeowners who refinanced their loans to avoid forclosure and eviction.

Foreclosures have claimed about 5 million homes since the property market began its implosion in 2006.

Apparently Mr. Buffett has a problem with families trying to protect their livelihood.

Man, you are such a douchebag, Warren Buffett

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http://kndsradio.com/updates/updates.php?id=267 Wed, 29 Feb 2012 22:12:15 -0700